MURDER YOUR PARENTS
OMG.. not a group toy.
peed my pants
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:D
MURDER YOUR PARENTS
OMG.. not a group toy.
peed my pants
=======(:|)
:D
Having booze that you can’t mix with what’s in the fridge and wanting to be more drunk…just unfair…
just so i can get that feeling of a woman serving me dinner….
LIKE!
my stomach had a mini orgasm….
YES! Finally I’ll be able to go more that once per 23 years!
Hopeful soon my friends :D Hopefully soon.
I will tell you now. For Thanksgiving this year I am probably going to make 15-20 twice baked potatoes as my contribution to the family dinner.
Douchebag Solidarity: Taking back the word.
You can keep it. I didn’t want it in the first place.
(via willzone)