To be continued...

I am merely a Draft of my true self.
Fri Nov 6

spacecataz:

mercurypdx:

fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:

MURDER YOUR PARENTS

OMG.. not a group toy.

peed my pants

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:D

Anyone know who this uncultured “?” spamming fucker is? I would like to talk to him?

Anyone know who this uncultured “?” spamming fucker is? I would like to talk to him?

suggestions: Sometimes… I feel like I’m the only one that thinks frozen yogurt tastes like fermented goat smegma. (via silkpanties) That’s because you are probably the only person who has ever tried fermented goat smegma.

suggestions:

Sometimes… I feel like I’m the only one that thinks frozen yogurt tastes like fermented goat smegma.

(via silkpanties)

That’s because you are probably the only person who has ever tried fermented goat smegma.

I just got fast food served to me cold...

Bleh!

You know what's annoying?

Having booze that you can’t mix with what’s in the fridge and wanting to be more drunk…just unfair…

When I'm single I like to go eat at restaurants.....

mikeypizzle:

just so i can get that feeling of a woman serving me dinner….

LIKE!

indieandyy: The Bad Apple by Matt Johnson Double-Like!

indieandyy:

The Bad Apple by Matt Johnson

Double-Like!

Wed Nov 4

I just found out they're building a Sonic down the street from me....

mikeypizzle:

my stomach had a mini orgasm….

YES! Finally I’ll be able to go more that once per 23 years!

I haven't had a ridiculous drunk rambling on Tumblr in a while...

Hopeful soon my friends :D Hopefully soon.

So I don't forget to tell you guys this unimportant information,

I will tell you now. For Thanksgiving this year I am probably going to make 15-20 twice baked potatoes as my contribution to the family dinner.

cognificent:

The Sims: The Horror Movie

No seriously, where the fuck is the ladder?!

Tue Nov 3

muppetpants:

Douchebag Solidarity: Taking back the word.

You can keep it. I didn’t want it in the first place.

lunchbagart: Tuesday Trivia: who is this person? The Great Owl from The Secret of Nimn

lunchbagart:

Tuesday Trivia: who is this person?

The Great Owl from The Secret of Nimn

muppetpants: (via willzone)

muppetpants:

(via willzone)

Mon Nov 2
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It does not sound as cool in the recording! >:[